Around 3:00 PM I like to hang out with Mary Jane on our fancy bed. We can catch the TV from here, and see what’s happening in the backyard at the same time. Mary Jane is my old lady, and she likes to eat snails. It’s not a snack I prefer, but she loves it. Actually she eats all kinds of strange stuff; I think she may have been a hobo before she moved in with me. Her breath is out of control!
I’m going to straight forward with you guys, I’m blind as a bat. I’m staring in this direction because my radar ears are telling me that there is some action up ahead. It’s cool though because the old man of the house still takes good care of me, and keeps me out of trouble. Most people might give up on a blind dog, but not that dude!