A Day in the Life of Jasper the Dog

7:00 AM

11:00 AM

3:00 pm

7:00 pm

11:00 pm

It's 7:00 PM and I have a few choices as to how I can spend my evening:

• Harass the dog next door, from under the fence
• Watch TV with the old man
• Knock over the trash can in the garage

I'm going for the trash can tonight. After that Mary Jane and I will head out for stroll in the Back yard.