7:00am

Well hello there. Are you up yet? I'm hungry and that's enough sleeping in. I'm just gonna meow and lick your face until you wake up, k? It's gonna go a little something like this:
Annoying Cat Video

10:00am

I'm pissed. I know you just got up at 7am to feed me, but I still require attention. Pet me or something. Right MEOW!!!

10:30am

Can I touch your face?